Millennial Gypsy Divas

GYPSY DIVAS

I’m actively recruiting cool chicks to come do cool shit with me.   An increasing amount of resources and products that enable safe, affordable, comfortable, and efficient travel are becoming available to us millennial gals.  If you love to travel, party, work hard, and play hard, but you can still hold it down and make steezy look easy… Consider yourself a ~*GyPsY DiVa*~  Bring it on!

AS A BORN AND BRED SOUTHERN BELL, I’LL ALWAYS BE A DIVA.  HOWEVER IN RECENT YEARS MY INNER GYPSY IS REALLY SHINING THROUGH AND THE COMBINATION OF THE TWO HAS REALLY ENHANCED THE QUALITY OF MY ADVENTURES.   THE BEST WAY TO MAXIMIZE THE SPECTACULARNESS OF LIFE IS TO UNLEASH BOTH YOUR INNER GYPSY, AND YOUR INNER DIVA, BUT YOU MUST KNOW WHICH, HOW MUCH, AND WHEN TO DO SO.  YOU SHOULD NEVER SACRIFICE AN EXPERIENCE FOR COMFORT.  SO HARNESS YOUR DIVA FOR THE PLANNING AND PACKING, AND THEN ONCE YOU GET OUT INTO THE ELEMENTS, IT’S TIME TO RELEASE THE GYPSY!

THE DIVA

Because my inner diva can be high maintenance, she wants to make sure I’m prepared for any situation. Years of traveling and 100’s of shows and festivals have trained her into knowing some of the basic necessities that are crucial for ANY situation that involves being active or outdoors, in various conditions, and partying for long periods of time.  She’s also aware that these activities often involve lots of hot dudes, but can be very trying on your outer appearance. She will be sure to bring some necessary items to prevent you from looking gnar-gnar.  So for your next trip let the diva handle all of the preparations, but then you can leave her behind, because divas don’t flourish in the wilderness.

THE GYPSY

On the other hand, the gypsy is the most important thing you can bring if you are really looking to enjoy yourself.  She’s down for whatever.  She can tough it out and have fun, even if conditions aren’t exactly ideal. She’s adaptable, spontaneous, and  carefree, but maybe sometimes a little bit too carefree. She needs the diva to provide her with resources to prevent her from losing her shit, looking haggard, being unprepared, and lacking in the hygiene department which she is prone to doing if left unchecked.

TOGETHER, THEY MAKE A GREAT TEAM.~